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Old 09-14-2005, 02:55 PM
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:) Joe enters a bar, sits down at the bar counter.he then orders a double martini on the rocks. once he finishes the drink, he looks inside his shirt pocket, then asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. Again as it gets over , he peeps into the same pocket and orders the bartender to make another double martini. The bartender quite curious asks , well, I'll bring u martinis all night long - but tell me why do you look inside your shirt pocket everytime u want a drink.." Joe replies, "I'm looking at my wife's photo . When she starts to look beautiful, I know that it's time to go home."

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Old 03-05-2006, 07:05 AM
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oh no...his wife should look beautiful to him even when he is sober...
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:08 AM
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wat a loser...he needs to get high to find his wife beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where were his very same eyes the day he got married...or better still, the day he decided he was in love with her??????? or maybe he had goggles on that day???????????
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Old 06-02-2006, 05:51 AM
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Oh my god :) so why did he marry her :) well its just a joke:) a good one :)
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:28 PM
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I hope it doesn't happen in real life and always remain a joke!
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:36 PM
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Good one!! LOL maybe she was beautiful when they get married but changed with the time, took some weight or something like that! It happens often...
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:15 AM
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lol afraid of losing the wife or its just because he is sobe...
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:50 PM
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Poor wife.. I hope that it doesn't exist!!
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:42 AM
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this guy is just mad....really mad
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:47 PM
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Good one!! LOL maybe she was beautiful when they get married but changed with the time, took some weight or something like that! It happens often...

I think ur right and still very funny joke!
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