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02-28-2006, 06:53 AM
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bus driver
hi frends once there was a tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again  he asks the little old lady, " why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."  -- Have fun Last edited by moonrise : 03-03-2006 at 10:37 AM. |
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03-02-2006, 01:08 AM
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what! i guess the driver shouldn't have asked...what he didn't know won't hurt him...
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06-23-2006, 08:20 AM
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i don't see any fun here...
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06-28-2006, 10:13 AM
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The READING test
I found this funny test
 HARVARD READING TEST This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can't do it! 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. This is how cat 4. This is to cat 5. This is keep cat 6. This is an cat 7. This is old cat 8. This is fart cat 9. This is busy cat 10. This is for cat 11. This is forty cat 12. This is seconds cat Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down. I betcha you can't resist passing it on!
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