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Old 02-02-2007, 04:06 AM
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The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets.

"Where's the other party?" asked the usher.

"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two and they're both really for me."

"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three."
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:52 AM
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Hahaha….
Poor lady What is she going to do now?
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:24 AM
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Hahaha….
Poor lady What is she going to do now?
Frankly that gonna be the best suprise of hewr life i guess .
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Old 02-02-2007, 06:26 AM
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I think she’ll never go to the theatre again.
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:17 AM
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Hahahahahahaha,this is too cute.I just like it alot dear.
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:29 AM
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I think she’ll never go to the theatre again.
Ya you are right.
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:20 AM
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Poor Lady
She must have felt very embarrassed!
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:48 AM
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What a bad luck!!
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Old 02-05-2007, 07:08 AM
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Hahahahaha,finally i guess she has had to manage with only one seat.
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Old 02-05-2007, 08:20 AM
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Hahahahaha,finally i guess she has had to manage with only one seat.
Just try to imagine the scence.
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